Alliterated Aardvarks Anonymous

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evanpalmercomics:

I hit 4,000 (!!!) followers a little while back so as thanks, I’m having a REBLOG CONTEST!

Reblog this post and go ahead and give me a little follow if you don’t already and I’ll pick THREE WINNERS at random and draw a character for them. D&D, Skyrim, Fallout, Mass Effect, Destiny, Star Wars Jedi Academy II, whatever you have a beloved character in, I’ll draw it.

Be cool and only reblog once and you should have a way for me to contact you on your tumblr. I’ll choose winners Monday, August 18th. 

Above are D&D characters drawn from description. dodoots's Half-Orc Barbarian, my hodge-podge Rogue, thevintagepostbox's Human Ranger, and leighluna's Gnome Wizard.

— 2 weeks ago with 590 notes

nazmat:

we’ve come so far

(Source: keitaroyevon, via chipsprites)

— 4 weeks ago with 79004 notes

girlgamemaster:

invisiblemoose:

marygreenman:

basiliskonline:

invisiblemoose:

I’ve wanted to do one of these for a while but here we go. Using the modular 2.5 gaming system coined by DM Scotty, I’ll personally craft some lucky Tumblr user their very own set of modular dungeon tiles for your roleplaying needs! Here is a close-up of how some of the tiles look:

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Not only will it be a set of re-usable tiles that can be used any way you want them to for future games, I’ll specifically build a dungeon floorplan for these tiles! 

Okay so here are a few rules:

  • You can enter by reblogging and liking this post. Follows are not necessary (but welcome!) Multiple reblogs welcome!
  • Entries are valid until Midnight, June 28th 2014, New Zealand Time.  At that point I’ll pick a winner at random and announce them on this original post. 
  • The prize is a custom-built modular tile series made out of double-corrugated cardboard painted to look like stone. It will be compatible with 28mm roleplaying miniatures. It’s made in the 2.5 gaming system with another thin layer of cardboard used to represent the walls of the rooms/corridors. I use a gridless gaming system personally but I will modify it to gridded JUST FOR YOU if that’s your play style, plus a proposed layout of how it should appear as a dungeon. There will be approximately 19 pieces in total - 4 rooms and 15 corridor pieces. 
  • All images used are referential only to show you how they look, the final design/colour palette for the dungeon is to be confirmed. 
  • For every 500 notes this gets I’ll make an extra dungeon feature. It could be a door or a trap or treasure pile or chest. I will choose what it will be but will consider any requests made of the winner.
  • Competition is open internationally! I will pay for shipping and send immediately once crafting is finished (and I’ve taken some pictures!) You will need an address you are comfortable giving to some random internet dude as well, of course!

Good luck!

Giveaway

This makes me wish I had a group so hard.

Maybe if you had a set like this you could find it easier to attract a group? 

That’s really cool! I  don’t think my group would use it much, but I’m sure some of you would love this giveaway!

(via dodgingexplosions)

— 2 months ago with 817 notes
dodgingexplosions:

"Final Entry, Rova 25, 4714 ARThe enemy closes in,My allies have withrdrawn,And I have been left to die looking fucking ridiculous.As my own lifeblood pools on the ground before me, the world grows dim and I am left to ponder my last moments as I wearily lean on my blade. Did I live life to its fullest? Will I be remembered after death? Is it due to delirium through bloodloss that I am posing in such a manner? I know not whether the lingering chill I feel is the spectre of death or just the fact that it’s just really fucking cold out here and I was sent into battle in leather lingerie. I swear, if I die like this, my ghost is going to haunt the fuck out of that little…(incomprehensible scrawl and blood droplets)”-Final Journal Entry of Barbara, Member of the Weirdly Sexualized Barbarian Battalion.

dodgingexplosions:

"Final Entry, Rova 25, 4714 AR

The enemy closes in,
My allies have withrdrawn,
And I have been left to die looking fucking ridiculous.

As my own lifeblood pools on the ground before me, the world grows dim and I am left to ponder my last moments as I wearily lean on my blade. Did I live life to its fullest? Will I be remembered after death? Is it due to delirium through bloodloss that I am posing in such a manner?
I know not whether the lingering chill I feel is the spectre of death or just the fact that it’s just really fucking cold out here and I was sent into battle in leather lingerie. I swear, if I die like this, my ghost is going to haunt the fuck out of that little…(incomprehensible scrawl and blood droplets)”

-Final Journal Entry of Barbara, Member of the Weirdly Sexualized Barbarian Battalion.

(Source: dragonsorcsandgeeks)

— 3 months ago with 90 notes
under-radar-mag:

After making them such an integral part in the storytelling of his 2004 directorial debut Garden State, it would also be unthinkable to imagine Zach Braff not utilizing music of The Shins in some in his long-awaited follow-up Wish I Was Here. 

under-radar-mag:

After making them such an integral part in the storytelling of his 2004 directorial debut Garden State, it would also be unthinkable to imagine Zach Braff not utilizing music of The Shins in some in his long-awaited follow-up Wish I Was Here

— 3 months ago with 86 notes

sorenbowie:

uncannybrettwhite:

in 1990, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles appeared on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” to promote their Pizza Hut album, “Coming Out of Their Shells.” My mom recorded it on a VHS tape for me, and labeled it “TURTLES ON OPRAH.” That VHS tape sat in my entertainment center for over a decade, before getting popped into a VCR one evening in high school when me and my friends were bored. 

Everything changed.

This is 43 minutes of nostalgic ’90s insanity. Oprah Winfrey, trying her hardest to wrangle an audience of 9 year olds that JUST want to see the Turtles fight — even though the Turtles keep telling them that they are done with violence. There are dance numbers, awkward questions, and a grown woman wearing a Turtles costume just sitting in the audience, unexplained.

As far as I know, no other copy of this exists. I have never found it online, and all I’ve seen on YouTube is a video of the final ten minutes, with a warped aspect ratio. I digitized this around 2003 to put on VCD’s for my friends. I just discovered the file. I just uploaded it to YouTube.

Everything has changed again.

Dear everyone who is afraid to sell out, one time Oprah had to interview the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles about their Pizza Hut album and musical tour, and she turned out just fine.

— 3 months ago with 34081 notes

art-is-the-word:

art-is-the-word:

Uncanny X-men 170

Storm rips out Calisto’s heart in a battle to the death for the life of her friends. Obviously it doesn’t go well for Calisto. 

GOD I LOVE STORM SO MUCH YOU GUYS 

Look at her picking up Angel like nothing. LOOK AT THAT DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. LOOK AT THE FUCKS SHE GIVES. NONE. NO FUCKS. MY GOD WOW. 

I’m so happy this post is getting the notes it deserves. Love u ‘Ro

(via marvel1980s)

— 4 months ago with 5589 notes
#flawless